norway

norway
1. (Norway) (2344↑, 362↓)
Not to be confused with [Sweden]. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts. Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne. Norwegian people are: As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British. As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British. As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe) As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis. As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy\! Mummy\! Can I go to Norway?

2. (Norway) (1290↑, 128↓)
A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet. A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find. A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves. The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.

Damn, that bacon dog was delicious\! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town\!

3. (norway) (763↑, 223↓)
A country that is better than Kenya. Main exports: Black Metal, Vikings, Cross-country skiing (not really an export). The scenery has inspired many an atmospheric metal band. Oh, and A-ha (y'know, with the Take On Me song?).

Come to Norway, it's better than Kenya\!

4. (norway) (557↑, 263↓)
the best contry ever, and the richest one, and the contry with the best babes\!

-wow\! what is that? -it's Norway\! -ah, coooool\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

5. (norway) (445↑, 199↓)
1. Award wining country design by Slartibartfast. 2. Location of the German secret weapons facility in return to castle wolfensthein. 3. The real life version Hoth from star wars. 4. Location of hamerfest-base: the last levels in C&C Tiberian sun. 5. a Mecca for terrorists who want protection and a comfortable life

1. Norway, isn’t that the country Slartibartfast won that fjord award for. 2. Your mission is to infiltrate the German secret weapons facility in norway 3. Wow Norway is really as could as Hoth 4. NOD has attack the hamerfest-base in Norway 5. -Immigration authority: what is your occupation -Mullah Krekar: I am a terrorist leader. - Immigration authority: well in that case I guess you need protection and a free lawyer then.

6. (norway) (388↑, 212↓)
NORWAY\! only the best place ever. home to blondes, lots of snow, fjords, FISH, shitty scandinavian rap, a language that is hard for the american native to speak/understad but who cares americans are lame anyway, fish, some swedes, and mostly FISH\! only the best country ever. go there or..else?

hey what are you doing today i'm going fishing oh right you're from norway.

Author: ichliebenorge http://norway.urbanup.com/1285513
7. (Norway) (341↑, 189↓)
A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at. Still, though, you gotta love it.

So, wanna go to spain? Fuck no, I wanna stay in Norway.

8. (Norway) (100↑, 15↓)
The most badass country in Scandinavia, known for their Black Metal, Vikings, Fjords, Oil and much more. About 60% of the Americans believe that Polarbears and Eskimos are common to see in the streets of big cities, which, in some cases, may be true. The western Coast of Norway (Norwegian: Vestlandet) are known for its cold, rainy winters and fishing-industry. The money used in Norway are Norske Kroner (Norwegian Kroner) (NOK) Also known in Rally for their world-known Rally-star, Petter Solberg, which have got a very bad case of mixing english and norwegian words together.

A conversation in west Norway: Norwegian: "Såg du at vi gikk 20 milliona krone i underskudd av Tall Ship's Races?" "Jau, eg fekk med meg det, det e gale altså" English: "Did you see that we went lost 20 million kroners on the Tall Ship's Races?" "Yes, i noticed that, man, that is bad" Petter Solberg-English (real quotes): "I came with a great fart and disappeared like a prikk in the sky" (Correct english: "I came with a great speed and disappeared like a dot in the sky") "It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell" (Correct english: "It's not the speed that kills, its the crash")

Author: Badass Norwegian man http://norway.urbanup.com/4025180
9. (norway) (175↑, 92↓)
Home of "helnorsk svartmetall\!" Home of "True Norwegian Black Metal\!" The birthplace of many Black Metal bands such as Immortal, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, Mayhem, Darkthrone, Massemord, such and such\!\!

I love Darkthrone. I love Immortal. They are so cool.

10. (norway) (90↑, 44↓)
greatest country ever, i place where i wish i lived..

i would live in norway and get laid by hot chicks if i wasnt living in LA..

Author: some pussy eatr http://norway.urbanup.com/3209327
11. (norway) (53↑, 32↓)
The most awesome place in the world\! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find\! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.

GUY1- The US economy is colapsing\! What do we do\!? GUY2- Go to Norway\! duh\! GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that? GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot\!

Author: istalkforcashsucks http://norway.urbanup.com/4408132
12. (Norway) (34↑, 15↓)
Quite possibly the coolest and most profitable country in the whole world. Is better than everyone except Germany and America in the Winter Olympics, therefore proving its awesomeness. A very cold (cool) northern country in Europe, is a Nordic and Scandinavian country. Has more money per person then any other country, and is quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Example: white-skinned, blue-eyed, blond-haired Norwegian rappers

That guy from Norway is so white, he blends in with the snow

13. (norway) (61↑, 64↓)
You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much

Norway is pretty kicking, I guess

14. (Norway) (36↑, 57↓)
Cold country where ice bears and eskimoes lives. They also talk a strange language that Danish and Sweedish pretend that they understand.

1) Oh my god i live in Norway 2) happy me i live in Norway

Author: VeggieSæther http://norway.urbanup.com/4017664
15. (norway) (75↑, 122↓)
Home of my ancestors, and also home to a town with the same surname as me. This place rocks, its cold, and also cool, unlike..say...[Jamaica] which is hot and also cool.

Norway is home to a town called Kyte. Go there and hail in the ancient origin of me.

16. (norway) (70↑, 130↓)
A word used when you are asked about directions

- Should I take this road og this? - It`s norway. Take the path over there

17. (Norway) (16↑, 143↓)
The 2nd most northern colony of [Denmark].

a: Let's go skiing in Norway\! b: Nah the beers are too expensive...

18. (norway) (78↑, 249↓)
Prosperous country which would be in deep shit without their precious oil. Also, Norway's winters are not really cold at coast (well, by american standards maybe). Even in some parts of norwegian lapland (far north) there are areas where temperatures hardly go usually below freezing in winter. Home of the filthy vikings who ravaged europe for centuries. But, a beautiful country.

The state of Norway has saved over 100 billion US dollars from the oil earnings. Vikings destroyed and pillaged towns and villages, raped women, and killed people. [sarcasm] How awesome, you should be so proud of yourselves. [/sarcasm]

19. (Norway) (173↑, 358↓)
The grimmest and most frostbitten country in the world. Home of the Necrowizard, and his trve acolytes. Has many many many many fjords, moonforests, and wintermountains\! Home of trve Acoustic Black Metal.

Hail Norway (satanically of course)\!

20. (Norway) (59↑, 265↓)
The capital of Sweden, where [polar bears], [goat cheese] and [vikings] are born.

Come to Norway. It's better than Kenya\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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